The Origin of Cheetos


By: Audrey Geisler




Once upon a time, there was a large rat. He loved cheese! He never got it though, until he finally broke into the Fred Meyer down town.

There was so much cheese!!!!!! He was so excited he jumped up and ate all the cheese.

Then he was not very full, so he saw the squeeze cheese and ate all of it. To top it all off he drank every bottle of high fructose corn syrup and for dessert he ate every kind of crackers in the store.

He started to feel sick, and threw up Cheetos. Then he was okay.

The End.